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Archie McPhee – Bacon Candy Canes MIN 6

admin — Mon, 13 May 2019 05:14:38 +0000

“MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAVE SOME MEAT CANDY When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes, he nearly fell out of his sleigh. Then he let out a jolly guffaw and thanked us for saving Christmas. These candy canes are a great Christmas red that blends in seamlessly with standard peppermint candy canes. Do what […]

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Archie McPhee – Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane MIN 6

admin — Mon, 13 May 2019 05:14:37 +0000

“BIG BACON FLAVOR IN A COLOSSAL CANDY CANE People who like bacon in moderation can eat the regular Bacon Candy Cane, but now, at long last, the bacon-obsessed have a better alternative. This Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane is so large that if there were a king of bacon, this would be his scepter. It’s bacon-y […]

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Archie McPhee – Pickle Candy Canes MIN 6

admin — Mon, 13 May 2019 05:14:37 +0000

“SANTA PICKLE IS COMING TO TOWN On Christmas Eve, Santa Pickle gets into his barrel and rolls around the world delivering pickled vegetables to all the good boys and girls. That’s right, it’s Santa Pickle! In the spirit of his briny generosity, we present our dill-flavored Pickle Candy Canes. They are a beautiful Christmas green […]

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Archie McPhee – Bah, Humbug! Candy Cane MIN 12

admin — Mon, 13 May 2019 05:14:31 +0000

“INSTEAD OF EATING IT, USE IT TO BEAT CAROLERS The Bah, Humbug! Candy Cane is designed to appeal to the grump/curmudgeon in your life. We all know someone who doesn’t enjoy the holidays, so why not give them a white flavorless cane to brandish when they complain about overplayed Christmas carols and how the holiday […]

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Archie McPhee – Glow Jellyfish Ornament MIN 6

admin — Mon, 13 May 2019 05:14:36 +0000

“TURNS YOUR TREE INTO AN ENDLESS FIELD OF GLOWING JELLYFISH You can use this Glow in the Dark Jellyfish Ornament all day, every day. Of course, most people will just use it on their Christmas tree, and that’s fine. But if you want to enjoy it year round, we recommended hanging them from the rearview […]

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Archie McPhee – Krampus Candy Canes MIN 6

admin — Mon, 13 May 2019 05:14:36 +0000

“FIRE-AND-BRIMSTONE-FLAVORED CANDY FROM THE ANTI-CLAUS Santa visits good kids and brings presents, Krampus visits naughty kids and brings punishment! But let’s face it, even naughty people like delicious candy. Krampus is the anti-Santa Claus of the alpine Germanic tradition and even he might appreciate these candy canes. This set of six fire-and-brimstone (smoky cinnamon) flavored […]

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Archie McPhee – Derpy Cat Ornament MIN 4

admin — Mon, 13 May 2019 05:14:43 +0000

CANDID MOMENTS WITH KITTY In their heads, all cats think they are majestic hunters stalking prey through a veldt, but in reality they have relaxed moments that reveal their true natures. In fact, sometimes they can be downright derpy. This glass Derpy Cat Ornament pays homage to a kitty caught in a very relaxed moment. […]

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Archie McPhee – Santa Monk Ornament MIN 6

admin — Mon, 13 May 2019 05:14:35 +0000

“HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU’RE MEDITATING, HE KNOWS WHEN YOU’RE TRANSCENDENT Have yourself a mindful little Christmas! Nothing says postmodern, multi-cultural holiday like a Buddhist monk in his saffron robes (with a bit of fur trim) wearing a Santa cap. A great decoration for your favorite meditator or yoga practitioner. Made of glass, this ornament […]

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Archie McPhee – Squirrel in Underpants Ornament MIN 4

admin — Mon, 13 May 2019 05:14:42 +0000

“NAKED SQUIRRELS ARE NOT CHRISTMAS-FRIENDLY DECORATIONS Have you ever looked at your tree and thought that there was something missing. I mean all those meaningful and nostalgic ornaments are there, but where is the nonsensical, irrational ornament? Well, we’ve solved the problem with our Squirrel in Underpants Ornament. Every tree needs a squirrel in underpants. […]

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Archie McPhee – Pug Head Ornament MIN 4

admin — Mon, 13 May 2019 05:14:42 +0000

“JINGLE PUG, JINGLE PUG, SNORTING ALL THE DAY This Pug Ornament celebrates one of nature’s most perfect creations, the pug head. Okay, maybe perfect isn’t the right word. Unique? Distinctive? In any case, this glass ornament perfectly captures every asymmetrical wrinkle and errant lump. It’s 3-1/2” tall and includes string for hanging or can sit […]

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